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ojai22 03-07-2014 10:56 PM

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"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"


Ayn Rand

ojai22 03-07-2014 10:58 PM

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"Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."


George Carlin

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:29 PM

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"A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction."


Sholom Aleichem

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:30 PM

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"Love is a grave mental disease."


Plato

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:31 PM

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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."


Rita Rudner

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:33 PM

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"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."


Zsa Zsa Gabor

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:36 PM

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"I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant someone left town."


Michael Prichard

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:38 PM

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"God made mud,

God made dirt,

God made boys

So girls could flirt."



Anonymous

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:39 PM

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"You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays."


Nikolai Gogol

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:42 PM

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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and further, always carry a small snake."


W.C. Fields

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:47 PM

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."


George Carlin

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:48 PM

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"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."



Mark Twain

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:52 PM

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"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."


Jerome K. Jerome

ojai22 03-11-2014 02:53 PM

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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."


Groucho Marx

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:20 PM

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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."


Mark Twain

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ojai22 03-14-2014 10:24 PM

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"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."


Voltaire

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:26 PM

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"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up."


Robert Frost

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:28 PM

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"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


Winston Churchill

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:30 PM

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"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for awhile. Maybe this time it will work."


George Carlin

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:35 PM

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"What light is to the eyes ~
What air is to the lungs ~
What love is to the heart ~
Liberty is to the soul of man."


Robert Green Ingersoll

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:39 PM

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"By means of all created things, without exception, the Divine assails us, penetrates us, and molds us. We imagine it as distant and inaccessible, when in fact we live steeped in it's burning layers."

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:42 PM

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"The man who lets a leader prescribe his course is a wreck being towed to the scrap heap.


Ayn Rand

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:45 PM

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"The Constitution is not neutral. It was designed to take the government off the backs of the people."


Justice Wm. O Douglas

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:47 PM

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"Men are idiots and I married their King."


Anonymous

ojai22 03-14-2014 10:54 PM

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"She was in the past now. With every nightfall to come she'd slip further and further away. Her death had been instantaneous, the work of a moment. But I was going to lose her, bit by bit, memory by memory, for the rest of my life."

Caught in the Light by Robert Goddard


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