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Tracy
02-09-2009, 02:22 PM
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.



WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

:))

ostarella
02-09-2009, 02:30 PM
:)):)):))

Now those are *my* kind of valentines! :D

bibbi
02-09-2009, 03:01 PM
Those are really funny. :))
Say...shall we make up a our own Valentine's Day Poems? ;) :D

Tracy
02-09-2009, 03:03 PM
Those are really funny. :))
Say...shall we make up a our own Valentine's Day Poems? ;) :D

Oh that could be fun. :)

asmay
02-10-2009, 05:34 AM
:)):)):)) That is really funny! And a nice idea to try make our own! :p

Let me have a go at it: how about

You're the handsomest guy I've met in my life
But at the end of the day, I'm glad you go home to your wife.

or:

Sweet and tender, strong and smart
But you kind of spoil it, every time you fart.

>:)>:)>:)

Hope you like them!

bibbi
02-10-2009, 10:16 AM
:)):)):)) That is really funny! And a nice idea to try make our own! :p

Let me have a go at it: how about

You're the handsomest guy I've met in my life
But at the end of the day, I'm glad you go home to your wife.

or:

Sweet and tender, strong and smart
But you kind of spoil it, every time you fart.

>:)>:)>:)

Hope you like them!
:)):)):))
Those were really good. :D

shastastar
02-10-2009, 01:15 PM
I agree good show Asmay!!!

And brava Tracy!!!!

bibbi
02-10-2009, 01:29 PM
I see your beloved face when I make coffee that perks...

I'd rather the face be that of Dirk's. ;)

shastastar
02-10-2009, 09:11 PM
I see your beloved face when I make coffee that perks...

I'd rather the face be that of Dirk's. ;)

awwww that's so sweet:oops:

Yours in the one true forever

SS