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Old 02-18-2017, 12:22 AM   #39
ojai22
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How the fight started

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started….
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.”

And then the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 225 in about 2 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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Sometimes it doesn’t pay to have a keen sense of humor.


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