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Old 02-12-2016, 05:20 PM   #32
ojai22
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SOME PHYLLIS DILLER HUMOR:



Housework canít kill you, but why take a chance?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

The reason women donít play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

I want my children to have all the things I couldnít afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our childrenís lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and be quiet.


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