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Old 06-26-2019, 01:01 AM   #63
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Children Are Quick


TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.




TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.




TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong.

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.




TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.




TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!




TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?

GLENN: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.




TEACHER: George Washington, not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand?




TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.




TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.
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