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Old 06-26-2019, 12:56 AM   #62
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From British classified ads:




FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.




JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer 100.




WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.




FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, 200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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