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Old 08-13-2018, 03:09 AM   #55
ojai22
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Default Re: Too, Too Funny!

Male logic ... Flawless



This is a conversation between a man and his wife.

Please note that she asks seven questions, which he answers quite simply.

But then she is speechless after answering only one question from him.






woman: Do you drink beer?

man: Yes



woman: How many beers a day?

man: Usually about three



woman: How much do you pay per beer?

man: $5 which includes a tip



woman: And how long have you been drinking?

man: About 20 years, i suppose.



woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

man: Correct



woman: If in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending on beer at $108,000 correct?

man: Correct



woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?



man: Do you drink beer?

woman: No.



man: Where is your airplane?




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