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Old 03-29-2018, 03:59 PM   #54
ojai22
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TRUE STORY....





What's the most embarassing thing your child has done?


John McArony, Retired (2010-present)


When my daughter was small, she had the habit of walking around sucking her thumb, with her hand under her dress and her finger in her belly-button.
Problem was, during her excavations, she scratched her belly-button till it started bleeding. We tried to put a band-aid over it to stop her digging in there, but she always managed to scratch it off.


The wound just kept getting worse and worse.


Eventually, I sat her down and said, We need to have a serious talk. Do you know what a serious talk is? Its when we talk about something really, really important. Its something grownups do, but this is something specially important, and I need to talk to you about this, okay?


She puts on her serious face and nods slowly.


You know how that sore in your belly-button seems to be getting all swollen? Well, if you keep on sticking your finger in there, it will make it worse, and your tummy swell up like a balloon, and keep on getting bigger and bigger until it bursts, and all your insides will fall out. You dont want that to happen do you?


Okay, okay, I was desperate, you can stone me later.
A couple of days later, we were at the supermarket and there was a hugely pregnant lady there doing her shopping.


My daughter kept on staring at her.


The lady saw her, smiled and rubbed her tummy.


My daughter yells at her, I know what youve been doing!



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