Re: Too, Too Funny!
HEALTH TIPS FROM A 101 YEAR-OLD
Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:
REPORTER: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
HATTIE: For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. For low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. And when I have a cold I drink schnapps.
REPORTER: When do you drink water?
HATTIE: I've never been that sick.
"I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR."