08-13-2018, 03:09 AM
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: The Galaxy
Re: Too, Too Funny!
Male logic ... Flawless
This is a conversation between a man and his wife.
Please note that she asks seven questions, which he answers quite simply.
But then she is speechless after answering only one question from him.
woman: Do you drink beer?
woman: How many beers a day?
man: Usually about three
woman: How much do you pay per beer?
man: $5 which includes a tip
woman: And how long have you been drinking?
man: About 20 years, i suppose.
woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
woman: If in one year you spend $5400, not counting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending on beer at $108,000 correct?
woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
man: Do you drink beer?
man: Where is your airplane?
"I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR."
Last edited by ojai22; 08-13-2018 at 03:22 AM..