Re: Too, Too Funny!
SOME CLEVER SIGNS
In a shoe repair shop: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you.
In a gynecologist’s office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.
In an optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a maternity-room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
At a propane filling station: Thank Heaven for little grills.
Sign on the back of a septic-tank truck:
Caution – This Truck is full of political promises.
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"I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR."