Christmas Crackers - Bad jokes

[UKJules]

Merry Christmas everyone :D :D :D

I was just clearing up after our dinner and thought I would share some of the bad jokes that came out of the Christmas Crackers (I'm not sure whether you have them in your countries, so I'll include a link just incase.........so you know what they are):wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cracker

.............I must warn you there are traditionally supposed to be bad.........here goes:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party :?: He had no body to go with :lol:

What must you know to be an auctioneer :?: Lots :lol:

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator :?: Cool music :lol:

Who is the most famous married woman in America :?: Mrs Sippi :lol:


Sorry they're quite bad...............I hope you liked them :wink:

Merry Christmas

Jules x

[sara]

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I did, Jules!!
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!! :wink:

[bibbi]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's priceless! I really laughed.......
I'm going to try to post some myself. :wink:

[UKJules]

We had some christmas crackers again today..........so I thought I would share a few more bad jokes with you :

What do you call a bull asleep on the ground :?: A bulldozer :lol:

How does Jack Frost get to work :?: By icicles :lol:

What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head :?: Russell :lol:

Why do cows lie down in the rain :?: To keep each udder dry :lol:

Sorry........they're bad aren't they :?: ........someone must write these for a living :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Take care

Happy Boxing Day :wink: :!:

Jules x

[sara]

Ahahahah!!!!! They're absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you Jules, I needed a smile today! :wink: