Tracy
11-13-2007, 11:26 PM
Years ago, 2000 to be exact, we were just a small little band of fans who were just starting out a club. That Christmas, my good friend Carol ( who runs dbanonymous.org ) and I met up with some online fans in a chat room. It was early December, and we were having a little online Christmas "party" and someone came up with the idea of making up Christmas Carols with a Dirk twist for Carol's website. IF I ( can ) recall, I think a few of us were high on some Christmas "spirit" during that party ;)
Soooooo... we all got out our pens and started "re-writing" popular Carols but "Dirkifying" them. They are still up on Carol's site today. :)
This is one I wrote to the tune of "Deck The Halls":
Casting Calls
Casting call Dirk's agent beckons
fa la la la la la la la la
"Dirk the part is yours Glen reckons"
fa la la la la la la la la
But ABC is being pissy
fa la la la la la la la la
A fight scenes written Dirk's no sissy!
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC's still being sketchy
fa la la la la la la la la
They say "Dirk he's just not sexy!"
fa la la la la la la la la
Larson then pulls out the big guns
fa la la la la la la la la
In Bel Air the battle Glen won
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC too bad hey tough luck
fa la la la la la la la la
Dirk heads off to work as "Starbuck"
fa la la la la la la la la
See his blazing face before us
fa la la la la la la la la
women clamor "Man he's GORGEOUS!"
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC then spoils all the fun
fa la la la la la la la la
Thank God BSG's in reruns
fa la la la la la la la la
Dirk has troubles on the small screen
fa la la la la la la la la
they did it to him again with "A-Team"!
fa la la la la la la la la.
If you get a chance, go to http://www.dbanonymous.org and click on "Have a Dirk Christmas" . There are some real gems there :)
Soooooo... we all got out our pens and started "re-writing" popular Carols but "Dirkifying" them. They are still up on Carol's site today. :)
This is one I wrote to the tune of "Deck The Halls":
Casting Calls
Casting call Dirk's agent beckons
fa la la la la la la la la
"Dirk the part is yours Glen reckons"
fa la la la la la la la la
But ABC is being pissy
fa la la la la la la la la
A fight scenes written Dirk's no sissy!
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC's still being sketchy
fa la la la la la la la la
They say "Dirk he's just not sexy!"
fa la la la la la la la la
Larson then pulls out the big guns
fa la la la la la la la la
In Bel Air the battle Glen won
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC too bad hey tough luck
fa la la la la la la la la
Dirk heads off to work as "Starbuck"
fa la la la la la la la la
See his blazing face before us
fa la la la la la la la la
women clamor "Man he's GORGEOUS!"
fa la la la la la la la la
ABC then spoils all the fun
fa la la la la la la la la
Thank God BSG's in reruns
fa la la la la la la la la
Dirk has troubles on the small screen
fa la la la la la la la la
they did it to him again with "A-Team"!
fa la la la la la la la la.
If you get a chance, go to http://www.dbanonymous.org and click on "Have a Dirk Christmas" . There are some real gems there :)