20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Warrior]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Some one Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This Thread To Someone To Make Them Smile.

[Lucia Helena]

Hey Warrior, thanks for sharing this fun message...

These are my favorites:
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This Thread To Someone To Make Them Smile.

You did it make me laugh!

[Tracy]

Oh cool Darrell's found my "to do" list. Wonder where it went to :p:))

[shastastar]

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


There actually is such a thing, diet water, by special K it's water with nutrasweet and fiber. And it comes in different flavors!!!!

So there you go and they also make powder packets that you can put in your water to help with your diet. And no I don't drink this, but I have a friend that lives by this.... CRAZY!!!!! She brings the packets along and adds them to her water, but I usually bring my own food, so we have a good symbiosis.

That is really funny though... good one !!!

Peace Hope Faith Love and bancha
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[Sharon]

Pretty good stuff....we once had a young lady ask us if we wanted ketchup with the kids ice-cream cones when we went through the drive thru, so the would you like fries with that is my favourite one....have a great day!

[Sarika]

That is a good giggle Darrell:))!

[deebeelicious]

Thanks Warrior. :cool: :))

I've saved it to my temp txt folder and will release it at the most (in)appropriate moment at work! :p

Meanwhile, may I invite you (and everyone else) to view my profile Album 'How to Smile at Work', if you haven't seen it already! ;) :D

[asmay]

>:)>:)>:) That is absolutely great :D Love every item on your list :p You really made my day and being a real coffee addict especially with the one on switching to decaf and later on to espresso :)):)):))

[bibbi]

Thanks Darell you brought a big smile on my face and a warm chuckle. ;) >:)

[Christy]

I like this one: 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
And I believe I can get a few more of my co-workers to do this too....:))
This one I've tried: 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
They thought I was robbing it...LOL...( just kidding ! ;) )...I'd have a $20 bill spit out at me and all I'd have time to get out would be..." I Wo"...:))
Like this one too: 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
And this one....19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
...My parents used this one...now they use it on their granddaughters. :));)
And last...#20...sending it on....

Thanks so much for the laugh, Darrell !!

[julie w]

Those were great! I love the regular coffee to decaf to esspresso(sp). I would probably one of a few who wouldn't "suffer" from someone's trickery on that one because I hate the taste of coffee.

Tracy: It look like you'll have to come up with another "to do" list - or you can just do this one twice.:-)

Julie

[MrsSpooky]

I've actually done the ATM thing (run away saying "I won! I won!" Interesting looks I got, too. :D

[asmay]

I would have loved to see that!!! :)):)):))

[Aphrodite]

I've done the ATM one before...classic